- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

a man makes a bad joke

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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