- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

whats long and black? a baton

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