What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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