Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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I C U P White stuff

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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