- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what is 3+3= 8

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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