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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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