Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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like most people my age. im 27

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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