How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Women drivers...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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