what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Take wrong turns

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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