- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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