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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

My children are mistakes

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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