- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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