What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Yes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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