Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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13 =B you just learned something

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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