your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Anyone can post anything.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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