My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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