- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a library.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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