a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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