- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??