what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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