How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Shltskc gw? G

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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