How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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