- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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