Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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