- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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