Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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No it doesnt..

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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