Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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