Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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