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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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