- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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