- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.