Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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XD Jackass.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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