- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's 1+1? 69.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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