- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man did not like this site

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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