- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

I enjoy Popcorn

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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