- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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