- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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