What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man did not like this site

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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