- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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