- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

God is real.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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