- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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