Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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