- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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