- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Who invented apple? God

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Im batman...suck it losers

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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