- Anti Joke

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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