What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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