- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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