- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Your dads dead. lol

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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