- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Justin Bieber

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Robin, get in the car!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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