What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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