Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's 9+10? 19

Good job, son.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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