- Anti Joke

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.