- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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