whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Error 37.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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