Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

YEAH THEY DO!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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