Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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andrew wagner

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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