Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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