What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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